Won't You Be My Punisher?

So, I was thinking of Punisher on the way back from work, and I thought he was originally a Vietnam Vet, like a Special Ops guy, right? And that made me think of Mr Rogers! He was a sniper in the war--or so the rumor is. Punisher is getting old, so when is he going to start an afternoon children's program with a sweater vest, comfy shoes and puppets? Just curious.